Thursday, August 16, 2007

No Fan Left Behind

"Oh, I wish I was in the land of cotton, fat folks
there are not forgotten, Look Away! Look Away! Look Away! Dixie Land." Ok, so I tweaked the lyrics just a bit, but it works doesn't it?

Just in case you needed proof that Alabama indeed has an obesity problem (a whopping #2 in the nation, bringing up the rear behind Mississippi), here she blows. As part of the "No Fan Left Behind" program, this Bama souvenir store decided to go truly egalitarian and accommodate everybody--and i mean, every body. After 5XL made its autumn debut to much acclaim two years ago, the design team decided that with a little sweat and tears, they could have the 6XL ready in time for the 2007 season. That's a whole lotta Bama Pride. Here you go Saban, six fans for the price of one. The question is are they making Auburn t-shirts that big?

1 comment:

shashi said...

hahaha, i love you auburn comment at the end. and the answer is no, they are only makin 4XL, so, if you were wondering if BAMA fans are fatter the answer is "yes." haha, at least we can beat them in something =)